Sammii.

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"

ziusik:

GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW

shutdowning:

me:

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
(via im-simply-me)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence